Thanks to the book:- The weirdos guide to swag, we have got this song! We really enjoyed it and laughed out loud (LOL) . This chapter is dedicated to muffinsaremylife. Thanks!
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(Sing in the jingle bells tune)
OHHHHHHHH!!!
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
WITH A PAIR OF BROKEN SKIS
I THINK I BROKE MY KNEES
SAILING THROUGH THESE TREES
THE SNOW IS TURNING RED
I THINK I MIGHT BE DEAD
WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL
WITH STITCHES ON MY HEAD!!!
OHHHH!!!
911 911
SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!!!
911 911
BRFORE MY HEART STOPS!!!
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YOU ARE READING
How to get away with craziness
HumorWhat?! Don't just look at the details! There is a word called READ... Have u heard of it? I have certainly not but I know another word. The word is 'CRAZINESS!'