How to get away with craziness

Teenager post 8

Teacher: What's something that you need that you can't see or feel?

Person: Air

Me: Wifi

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Teeny posts are cool,

When I see them; I drool,

You may think I'm a dog,

But you are like a frog,

OMG!!! I have to go and pee!!!

But I see Starbucks; and I am hungry!

So I go to wattpad on my phone,

When I'm in the bathroom alone,

And type one teenager post,

Until I saw a ghost,

He took my phone,

And then I was left alone,

(After peeing) I went to Starbucks,

And that is lucks,

I had to sit alone all time,

Sipping my tea with an umbrella and a lime,

The ghost came and gave my phone,

And said "Never log onto Wattpad until you're grown",

I logged on and saw this page,

And my head burst out in rage,

But suddenly I had to pee,

Though I wasn't hungry!

~ I actually am hungry!