[If someone kidnap at baby TxT and their parents BTS to the rescue]
Kidnapper: Hello, is this Namjoon?
RM: Who the hell is this?
Jhope: Is that your new flavor of the month?
RM: No, hyung! I don't have any flavor of the month! You know that I only love peaches and cream sweeter than sweet chocolate cheeks and chocolate wings!
Jhope: Nan pi ttam nunmul? *shook his head* Then, who the hell is that? *while grabbing the phone.* Who's this?
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Jhope: I don't have a son! I hate this snakeu~
*then RM grabbed the phone*
RM: I don't have a son———
Kidnapper: He's touching my stomach for the whole 30 minutes and he said that his dad love crabs!
RM: He is my Son! Kai, are you okay? Daddy will buy you dolphins and penguins after I give lesson to this bastard!
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Kidnapper: Hello, is this Mr. Jeon?
Jungkook: Yes, who's this?
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Jungkook: What! Who is the mother?
Kidnapper: I don't know. Is that even my problem, Mr. International Playboy?
Jungkook: Then, describe my son.
Kidnapper: He looks like a bunny while eating some bread.
Jungkook: Soobin! Son? Dad's going to get you. I will buy you some almond milk just don't cry!
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Kidnapper: Is this Seok Jin?
Jin: If you are talking about the Worldwide Handsome yes it is——but first, what did the ocean said to the other ocean?
Kidnapper: I'm not calling you for dad jokes———
Jin: Nothing, just wave!
Jin: Now, what are we talking about?
Kidnapper: I have your son.
Jin: Huh?
Kidnapper: Your son that looking at the mirror while praising his self.
Jin: Taehyun? That's my son! If you ever hurt Taehyunie, my punch is waving at you too!
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Kidnapper: Is this Mr. Park?
Jimin: Who's this? *while having an angel voice*
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Jimin: What? I don't believe you.
Kidnapper: Well... he is too much pretty boy and saying "waeng waeng waeng!" for the whole thirty minutes!
Jimin: WTF! Son, Beomgyu... where are you? How much money do you want or do you want me to perform Serendipity?
Kidnapper: What? Are you kidding me? I have your son!
Taehyung: Son? I don't believe you! He is at the planet Six Aces right now!
Kidnapper: You don't believe this but my fellow kidnappers laughing right now for his dad jokes! He has a habit of nose crunch——
Taehyung: What planet are you? Give me back my son Yeonjun! I will buy you Gucci. Just give me back my son!
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One of my favorite scenarios. I don't know but I was laughing while doing this. I was typing for 30 mins. because I can't stop myself 😆
But please Bang Pd-nim, drop the fandom name. We are having Twelvephobia because of Bighit.
I know, some of you is also an Army that's why we're having Twelvephobia times two! After this week, Idk who's my bias is. I'm sorry Kim Taehyung. RM's spell 😆
My happiness 💜
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