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Pogo: what's he got?
Diego, running: A knife!
everyone: nO
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Grace, while Diego and Patch are making out prolly: You two need anything? snacks? water? a condom? haha, oh God I love ya((probably off a bit don't @ me))
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Klaus: I drink to forget but I always remember
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the fandom, searching for Klaus: has anyone seen my son? He's about this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk
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Klaus: bro
Diego: what bro
Klaus: tell the whole world that we're bros
Diego*whispers*: we're bros
Klaus: why'd you whisper bro
Diego: because you are my whole world bro
Klaus: b r o
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Vanya: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God AND anime on my side! *wields violin and bow* HUAHHHHHH!
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