i was walking thru the street of l'london when i hear a guy say "i am the walrus"
"paul mccartney is that u" "yes"
i take out a gun and shoot "bye bich" he die. i turn the corner and i hear "wow saph! ur so pretty want to get fresh?" he said in a thick british accent like thick maple syrup. he so ugly and so i say"elephanto" and an elephant come and trample him lmao. john come around the corner and go "what the hell" hahaha i laugh and i stab. him.
i leave the scene and go to ringo house. "hi saph ur so pretty do u want to marry me?" he ask
"ok"
"ok"
"alright"
we go to his room and i locke the door. i break his jaw and cut off his arms. then i quarter his torso.
i leave the house and get arrested. "what did i do"
"you killed the beatles. and i'm winston churchill"
"fuk u"
in jail i had people be angry at me for killing the beatles bc stupid british people love them for no reason
then a guy comes up to me an go "ur free america came to bail u out"
"oh ok lol thx"
a/n so it's been a while lmao i haven't been able to upload bc my parents are mad since i'm being held back a grade lol
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