Darn u capitilist pigs

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I grab necklace and I turn it 4,616,520 time back to 1491. When I go back I try to blend in I put on a potato sack and some vibrint pink crocs
Ivan the third come to me and be like "who u why ur here and why ur so pritty?"
"I'm here to explore my name sapphire silver cove beauty love hate Weasley."
"I want you to marry me"
"I marry you if you give me money and supply to go to Amer-I meanto explor"
"Ok
He give me $17,346,903 and a boat and crew
"All my life's savinga for the girl I love😍"
"Ok"
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I get to boat and cast a spell to make fly. We fly to America in 23 minutes.
"Wow. New land never discovered I didn't know this was here XD" I say
"What you call it?" Man say
"Sapphire federation"
"Lame" guy say
I pull out gun and shoot guy
"Is it lame now biches" I say and I make fire shoot from my hands into the sky
They all cry lol
We go back to Russia and Ivan iii say "how it go?"
"Good" I take nife and stab him as we hug.
I go back to America and declare it to be a communist nation.
"I have to go comrades" I say
"By Saph" all of America say as I turn the time turner back to before.
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How it go saph"?
Dumbledore ask
"It go
Well I made America communism!"
"Good"
"Good"
A/n
Wassup biches my friends don't want to be communist and they try to push they capititilist agenda on me smh this chaptar dedicatid to show how well communism work(;

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