ancient gum

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so one day I was visit the us. I was visit the city of Jamestown Virginia. I was walk down cobble stone bricks and. I walk into a building and it old. someone tell me it is one of the first homes builded. I look around for anything they may have left behind so I can steal lol. I see little crack in a wall. I go over and there is a chunck of wall that can be removed. I take off. there is a pack of gum. yum. I take a piece out. and eat it. YUCKK! it gross. it dissolve in my mouth. I look at expiration date and it say "1612". yuck.
I eat 406 year old gum.
I sudden feel loopy. I grab my broom and fly to hogwarts. I want to ask dumbledore what too do. on the way over I decide "I need to be a pop star"
I stop by an agency and sing
the agent say "woah that so good" "let give u a music video and song"
"k"
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back at hogwarts I film my music video. inspire by Miley Cyrus, I have a weeking ball. as we r shooting it "accidentally" is pushhed into the hufflepudf house...13 times. it kill EVERYONE. "SAPH!" dumbledore call.
"it was an accident."
"that ok I was worried u were hurt lol."
Hannah abbot sit by the debris. she survive.
"good riddance" she say.
this chapter was based in the time I recent ate 40 yr old gum lol. I want u to ask my question. so ask me

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-Tuesday

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