The sass is real

3- A new enemy...I broke my record :/

(For visual aid, here is a picture of jared's girlfriend/ main fwb that hates azelia on the side -->)

Lately Jared and I have been on good terms...well, better terms than before. We aren't constantly at eachother's throats and I suppose that is an improvement. I'd like to think it's because he finally realized how much of an asshole he was and is trying to mend his ways but I highly doubt that. Maybe it's because he's just focusing on other things and not on making my life a living hell at school. Well I was actually cruising through it...I was more likely to make his life a living hell! He came over everyday since the assignment was handed out and we've made substantial progress...in the assignment and my COD kd. He still cannot kill me in that game but he's stopped boasting and challenging me so I suppose his ego is taking a break from losing. Now that he's left me alone at school, life's gone back to normal. Sitting there...alone. I hate to admit it but even though Jared was a complete pain in the ass, it was nice to have somebodies company at break. Especially when break is for a whole hour and the library is shut because of a leak or something. Stupid cliques....technically the 'nerds' are supposed to hang out with me so I have someone but they're afraid of me. Me! They're fucking afraid of me?

I'm 5'5 which is like, 165 cm. I'm not even all that tall and I don't even look anything scary like. At least I don't think I do....

I walk to the cafeteria and sit at my normal spot, watching YouTube videos since the spot has wifi. I watch O2l's new video and almost drop my apple when I see that Connor has left o2l. Like what the fuck?! He's one of the best members and he can't leave...but then again, he isn't happy anymore with YouTube so....I suppose he can. I relax when I see that he isn't going to be replaced. I click on my other subscriptions and check out Superwoman's new video and laugh when her fake parents over-react. Or should I say ogre-react? I laugh at my own pun, not caring who the hell is watching me. I'm in the middle of the video when I hear a button go off and the video turns off. I click it once more but it says the wifi has been turned off. I look around and pound my fist on the table, screaming out "For fucks sake" which earns me more confused and scared looks but I ignore them all. They didn't just lose their wifi when Lilly was talking about this surprise she had going on.... So I just sit here....not watching an awesome video but just staring...at the people that have friends to talk to on their tables....selfish assholes!

I sigh and pick at my food, considering home school. At least there I would have wifi to watch videos on my phone, so I don't feel lonely....I sigh and see Jared walk in the cafeteria with his massive group. He sits down and talks to them and I almost wish that he would consider us friends and walk over and talk to me. After all the good x-box moments....oh my god. I did not just think that, I undo it. I open my phone and see I have a text message which is fairly odd....I dont exactly have friends and family usually don't call me at school. I open messages curiously and see its from a blocked number...the fuck?

You look sad and lonely....bet you wish you were me right now, huh? ;) - unknown number

Who the fuck has my number and how the fuck can they see me......this is pretty creepy. I look around and see no-one on their phones, making me want to hunt out the fucking nutcase and demand for them to tell me how the fuck they got my number and why the fuck they are annoying me. I reply back " I cant exactly wish to be you when I don't know who the fuck you are, idiot ". I sit there, staring at my phone until I get another text but for 2 minutes there's nothing! I look around and see that the cafeteria seems less filled with people...weird. I look at the time and see there is still 40 minutes of lunch left. Fuck! I lean back but feel a hand on my back, causing me to turn back in surprise and see Jared. The fuck does that weasel want now?! I turn to face him and see his phone...his texts. I gasp and see him smirking. Not for long bucko! I hit his shoulder and exclaim " Why the fuck did you text me that?! I thought it was some sicko that somehow got my number....and how the fuck did you even get my number?! ". He laughs hysterically and manages to utter between laughs " when we were playing x-box, I got your number so I could scare you. It so worked!, " making me hit him again. I somehow find myself laughing along with him because, fuck his laugh is contagious! I wipe my eyes and turn around to see everybody staring either shocked or amused. I then realize it must look like we're friends.... are we? We don't fight as much and he is a douche bag but not as much as before. I feel tempted to ask if we're friends but a part of me knows that he might laugh at the idea and everybody watching will just....tease me. again.

When Jared recovers from his laugh attack, he turns to me giving me a crooked smile and whispers " Did you really think that?" to which I nod, causing him to start laughing again. I roll my eyes and get out of my spot, walking to a new spot where there isn't a Jared nor a crowd watching my every movement. I feel around my pocket for my phone but see it's on the table where Jared is still laughing. Seriously? He must be fun when he is drunk. I turn back and walk over to where he is and see him looking at my phone. He grabs it before I can, that bitch! " Give me my fucking phone or I'll kick your ass," I say meaning it. He looks at me for a second before pointing out " You know babe, you swear alot. You should get a swear jar because you'll be rich by the end of the year I bet". I feel the butterflies in my stomach again when I hear him call me babe but I ignore them and try a different approach because well...it's Jared and I dont have a fucking passcode on my phone. I go real close to him and see him looking confused as hell. I try and remember as much as I can from easy A and bite my lip, whispering " Did you just call me babe?" He swallows and looks at me and I swear he looks adorable as hell but I shake it off. I cant think stuff like that about him...not now and not ever! He nods slowly and I grab my phone as quick as a fox, smirking victoriously when I see his face drop and everybody else's. Ha they all thought I was flirting with him. I turn around and check my phone, seeing if he changed anything. Nothing so far...I feel a small snap and I turn around to see Jared looking smugly at me. Oh my god....no he fucking didnt. He winks at me and I promptly flip him off and turn away, trying to find a bathroom so I can redo my bra clasp. That fucking jerk undid one of the fucking bra thingy...oh how he will pay!

I walk in to the bathroom and go into a stall, fixing the clasp thingy. How could he just do that? I walk out of the stall and see there is a group of girls...something like that, standing there.

They smile but I can see it is fake and forced...well then. I stand there not knowing what the fuck to do...I mean, they are blocking the exit. The main girl or leader, I assume is standing in front of them all and she looks like she is 90% fake and 10% full of shit. I look at them boredly and finally say " So you guys mind moving away from the exit. Its not that hard..." trailing off. She blocks the exit even more at my words and I can feel myself getting more and more frustrated at her,...I mean what the fuck is her problem?! Trapping innocent girls in the bathrooms....maybe she's a rapist....well I'm not going down without a fight! " So nerd, how do you feel?" she says casually but I can hear a sense of aggravation in her words...okay then psycho. " Well right now I'm starting to feel angry at the fact that you wont let me leave the fucking bathroom because you're blocking the door with your dumbass posse," I mutter loud enough for her to hear. " I meant how do you feel now that you and Jared are a thing and you've stolen my boyfriend. Im sure it must feel nice to wreck a relationship, you tell me?" I look at her confused....she thinks Jared and I are a thing?! Wow she must be mental....but she is dating him so I assume she can't be the sharpest tool in the shed. " Okay I dont know what exactly you think but you're wrong. I expect this is not surprising. I dont like Jared and I never will because he's Jared...the girl that ends up with him is just doomed. No offence. And I'm not wrecking your relationship because honey be real, its already wrecked, I mean, instead of confronting your 'boyfriend' about his so called thing with me, you're interrogating me. That is a sign of a wrecked relationship and you cant really blame that on me, now can you?, " I note. She turns to me smirking and whispers in a warning tone " I get it. You think that this hate relationship of yours will turn into love and Jared will change for you and you'll become popular. Sweetie, wake up from wonderland. Jared is in love with me and it will always be that way. Kay?,". I laugh and turn to her, not really caring that she is getting madder and madder at me. " Okay um he's all yours. I dont even want him anyway which i've been trying to explain to you but you wont fucking listen to me. Anyway some of us folk plan on actually graduating without sleeping with a teacher so if you excuse me, I've got to go to class," watching as she drops her mouth in awe and her friends either copy her (no surprise) or attempt to stifle their giggles. I walk away and hear the bitch shout out " Im so gonna tell Jared on you " and I instantaneously respond " While you do that, try not to include your annoying ass bitch pitch ", hearing her scoff loudly. I see I have social studies, a class which I ace already so I dont hurry to get there. Jared must be a jackass to date a girl like her....well, we all know that he is!