Sweet as chives

finished picking chives

I finished picking the chives when Puberty yells, "YOU SKET, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH GROOMING FOR ONE DAY!!"
I thought I had left Puberty in the bathroom?
"Puberty? Where are you?" I ask the air.
A loud yell come from the chives bush!
"MARY I TURNED INTO A BUSH WHEN I WENT FOR A *TINKLE TINKLE*" she says.
"Ok," I say.
I pick up the axe that mum uses to chop firewood and chop Puberty to pieces.
That's the last of her, I thought.
I go inside and yell, "MUUUM, PUBERTYS GONE MISSING!"
"Ah, ok," she says unphased.