Ted, the only person of the male species that I could actually trust, had done me over. I was a crying mess. It's Ted's 84th birthday tomorrow and i'm only 13. I put my hand in my pocket and there's about 5 chives. I put one in my mouth to try and get me out of this mess, it tastes sweet. I feel like i'm floating- oh, wait. I am.
My mum falls over and licks Ted by accident. She goes mmmmm...
I don't know where this is going. My mother licks my rapist, new story out now! Just kidding, but it should be. I am ashamed of Ted. His wife divorced him so he felt he had the right to come onto ME!? I'm not surprised his wife divorced him! Not only is he a pedophile but he is also a rapist. Great one Ted, you little smell bag...
In my dream I pushed Ted off a cliff.
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Sweet as chives
AvventuraWhen Mary tastes some really sweet chives, it takes her to another place.. SWEET AS CHIVES
