funny stories - ninth grade

oof i promise it isn't what it looks like

so my friend and i have a history project where we have to sing about the French revolution, and we are doing it to the tune of never gonna give you up, so we get to rick roll the entire class

I played the part of rick, while my friend did all the background dancing.

so we had to dress up

I was wearing a white collared shirt, stripes shirt on top, and then a blazer.

so we get to filming, it goes great, and I rush to the bathroom to change clothes because it's last block and I have to go to soccer.

I didn't bother to go into a stall to change, and i quickly got undressed until all I was wearing was a sports bra and pants. then belle ran in, and took off all her shirts.

we then discussed how we were wearing the same bra, and to our horror, we heard talking from One of the stalls we thought to be empty

O H NO O

it sounded like an administrator talking on a walkie talkie, and we were mortified.

it would look so bad if she walked out and saw us half naked

so we ran into the stalls

the same stall, because my crackhead self thought that was the best possible option

and then I noticed that the toilet had pee in it, and I inhaled sharply

so sharply that I sucked a bunch of my hair down my throat

like alllllll the way down

belle at this point looked at my dumb self, put on a sweatshirt, and ran out before the person came out of the bathroom.

I was half naked, hair down my throat, trying to not drop anything in the toilet full of pee.

I squashed everything between my legs and pulled my hair out of my throat

it was so far down that I gagged.

really loud

it sounded like:
eHkergkhHKEHEHKGEHkehgrEHCK

and belle was outside the stall, but since the other person was still in the stall I tried to play off my giant retch by talking to belle, pretending like we weren't just in the stall together.

belle had already left.

I just kept handing clothes over the stall door and no one was there to get them.

the person had, at this point, walked out and was washing their hands.

I got dressed and ran out.

it wasn't an administrator

it was some girl on her phone

but she looked at me like I was the most disgusting thing on the planet

then I reALISED SHE SAW ME AND BELLE HALF NAKED THROUGH THE CRACK IN THE DOOR AND THEN HEARD GAGGING AND I THINK SHE THOUGHT WE WERE DOIMG A NASTY IN THE BATHROOM AND I HATE IT BUT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME

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