Teacher: You have 20 cookies. Someone one wants 19 of them. How many do you have?
Me: 20 cookies and a dead body.
Teacher: ........... .......
(It's so true.)
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Funny Joke Book. (Abandoned By Author)
RandomA book with jokes, quotes, comebacks and more. Some of these are from the internet so full credit to them. A few will be from my. :p Laugh your face off.
