Mom: Here have some salad.
Me: *gasp* is that a fat joke?
Mom: or dont and no that was not a fat joke.
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Dad: Why doent you have a mango?
Me: Is that a fat joke?
Dad: Yes it is. Now sit down and eat your mango
( the sad part is that this has actually happens in my house alot)
YOU ARE READING
Funny Joke Book. (Abandoned By Author)
CasualeA book with jokes, quotes, comebacks and more. Some of these are from the internet so full credit to them. A few will be from my. :p Laugh your face off.