red neck Christmas

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T'was the night before Christmas, in the old hunting shack

Each rifle was hung, all in the rack

Eight hunters were sleeping, all in their bed

While visions of trophy bucks, danced in their heads Then out of the window, there rose such a clatter Each hunter got up, to see what was the matter Then out of the woods, what should appear Eight trophy bucks, such fine deer Each hunter grabbed his rifle, and each took a shot And each hit his target, believe it or not Then out of the woods, what could you hear You stupid idiots, you shot my reindeer!!!

(Poor reindeer. Hehe)

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