Def Leppard Imagines

Rick Savage - Bass Lesson

You were Joe's younger sister and you were with the band in the studio while they were recording, after they finished for lunch you knew what you wanted and who you wanted it from

Y/N: *Cough*

Joe: What do you want with your not so innocent cough 

Y/N: I need to erm... erm speak to Sav 

Joe: Why *sigh* 

Y/N: Coz i do Joseph 

Sav: What do you want luv 

Y/N: *whispering in his ear* i want to learn bass, show me please

Sav knew how to get on Joe's nerves, Well darling maybe i could show you but not in front of people especially Joe, Sav said with a grin on his face

Y/N: Really you will let me , you said knowing what Sav was doing 

Sav: Yeah come on gorgeous

Joe stands up and goes to the door before the 2 of you reach the door

Joe: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING 

Sav: Woah chill mate

Joe: DON'T TELL ME TO FUCKING CHILL WHEN YOU ARE GONNA GO AND FUCK MY SISTER, YOU'RE MEANT TO BE MY MATE 

You fall to the floor in a fit of laughter and you end up not be able to breathe and Joe having to make you breathe again, you end up calming down enough to say it's not what you think Joe 

Joe: Oh sure it's not 

Sav: It isn't mate, she just wants to learn how to play bass 

Joe: Wait what 

Y/N: Yeah Joe so why don't you calm the fuck down and even if i did want to fuck him what has that got to do with you... oh yeah NOTHING 

With this you walk out and Sav follows, you spend all of lunch learning how to play bass