The Pick-up Line he Uses on you Before Sex

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Luke- Hey you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one. 

Calum- Someone vacum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Ash- You remind me of a chamionship bass, I don't know whether to mount or eat you.

Mike- You're such a good catch, I think I'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.    

A/N: that last one was a pokemon pick up line, idk i just feel like he would say something dorky like that.

double update today because i love you all,

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