Drunk Texts -Him-

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Luke- hye can u cume pike me upp

you: Are you okay babe?

Luke: My girslfeind has a goof ass

You: Well maybe if you come home you can have a handful of it.

Luke: Okey maek sure ur butttr doefnt fall off

Ashton- I JUSFT MEET LUCSAS HEMMUNGS !0110!)!!!?//!/!?!?!!?

You: Babe... You're in the same band as him...

Ashton: WHO R U

You: Tell Michael to bring you home.

Ashton: He mi niggs

Calum- WE CUN MAKE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OR WE COULD JUST FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

You: Um babe?

Calum: BABER COEM DANCE

You: I'm at home sweetheart.

Calum: HOLEY FUCV IM CUMMING BABYYY

Michael- OEW U FUCKRR

You: Are you okay baby? Is anything wrong?

Michael: YUS THER IS

You: What's wrong baby??

Michael: I CANF FUCKING WAIIIT ANOTEHR HOUR TO FKC U

(A/N: Yo wassssssuuuuuuuuppppppp babessss?

I'm feeling a lot better thanks for wishing me well!

Idk I'm laughing at this preference, I hope you do to.

Hope you get to ride your fave's dick.

xxxxx

~Taylorjaee<3 

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