Single Father! (Frieza X Reader)

Gossip

"Alright, tell me the story. How it went. What happened. And the story behind that lovely bruise. Now, how was the banquet~" Zarbon gushes as he sits next to your laying form.

Glancing up at him, you felt your blood rushing to your face.

"It was wonderful." You mumbled as slowly sat up on your bed.

Raising up a brow, Zarbon leans in.

"Come now darling, give me something juicy~ I want the full details, not some snooze fest answer~" He playfully pouted.

Giggling at his response, you twiddled your fingers as your face bloomed into a bashful smile.

"Well, the banquet was lovely. I got to meet our Lord's family. All very wonderful people... well outside of their usual routines."

"True. It's not everyday some calls a family of tyrants, wonderful people. Weird flex but I'll accept it." Zarbon replies as he laughed slightly nervously.

"I also got to meet the god of destruction-"

"No!"

"Yes! The guy just walks up to me and starts talking. I was fucking terrified!" You half yelled.

"What did you do?! I would have been shaking! Was he cute?!"

"Oh my god, Zarbon calm your tits! He was like a anthropomorphic cat being, and he just began to talk to me! Saying if we met before and how I was beautiful."

"HE WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!? OH MAH GOD!" Zarbon yelled as he squealed with excitement at the juicy info coming his way.

"Zarbon! Calm down! Someone could hear us!"

"Oh! Okay, just continue!~"

"Alright, so after a brief conversation he was curious about the drink I had. So I gave him a sip. And he fucking HATED IT. I thought I was about to be erased!"

Before Zarbon could interject, you continued with your story.

"But then his handler came and diverted the conversation. And before you ask, yes he was cute. Probably your type. And no I didn't ask if he was single. I was too busy fearing for my life."

"Damn it! Oh well~ So what happened next?"

"So there I was talking to these two, and then Lord Frieza pulls up and grabs my waist!"

"NO!"

"YES BITCH! I WAS SHOOK!"

Watching Zarbon squeal like a teenage girl, he grabs your hands.

"OH MAH GAWD!!!!! DOES THAT MEAN THE HICKEYS ARE FROM-"

"YESSSS!"

"AHHHHH! IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU (F/N)!!!!!"

As you both screamed in excitement a loud banging came from your door.

"CAN YOU BOTH LOWER DOWN THE VOLUME!? I JUST CAME BACK FROM A MISSION AND MY ASS JUST WANTS TO SLEEP!!!"

"SORRY DODORIA!" You yelled as you and Zarbon cover your mouths.

Hearing a rough grumbling on the other side of the door, you both hear Dodoria stomp away. You and Zarbon look at each other and busted our laughing. As you both took a while to calm down, you both continued to talk.

"So when should I be expecting another child on board the ship~" Zarbon teased as he nudged you softly.

"Zarbon- Shut up!"

"Wait... does Frieza even have a junk? I never thought about that." You muttered as you really thought about it.

"I'm not sure? Maybe his race reproduce asexually? Well who knows, all I know is that you'll find out for yourself sooner or later."

"You sure are enjoying this, huh Zarbon."

"Bitch you know it~"

Giving you a playful wink, Zarbon stood up from your bed.

"Well, I would love to stay and chat some more... but I have to get ready for a hot date~"

"Oh~ Who are you going out with tonight?"

"Well his name is Chuck. I met him a few days ago when I went out clubbing with Burter. He looked pretty cute, so hopefully things go well."

"Oh, so you and Burter went out clubbing and didn't invite me~" You feigning whined.

"Honey, you know I would love to have taken you... But you were on babysitting duty.~"

"Figures... Other than that, this had been a great chat Zarbon. We definitely need to catch up some more."

"Of course darling~ You know where to find me~ Now I must get going, see you later honey~" Zarbon said as he winked your way before heading out the door.

Having nothing else to do, you let out a sigh. And instantly face planted on your bed. Knocking the fuck out.