Me: That party was awesome last night!
Friend: You we're drunk out of your mind.
Me: No I wasn't.
Friend: Dude. You took my hamster and threw him across the room yelling "Pikachu, I chose you!"

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HumorThis book is filled with funny text fails and jokes. All of these I got from many other wattpad story so go check out- Funny Texts and Jokes by joseybell and Funny text fails by mollyisnotamuggle. I hope you enjoy all of these text fails and jokes...