You up?

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* Gets text at 3am*

Friend: Ya up?

Me: No, I'm skydiving while petting a cat while eating a burrito. Duh.

Friend: Okay sorry if I woke you up. Night.

Me: I'm friends with a Idiot. -_-

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 10, 2019 ⏰

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