the pete and the patrick are now gay dads with two kids
"dad
i need to go to softball practice" said the helena
"dad
i need to go to my theatre class" said the brednon
"dad
i need my fedora back" said the short guy with sideburns
"okay kids let's go to your gay prep— what no what i said practices" said the emo dad who wasn't that emo anymore
so they pull up at the theatre to drop off the brednon
and then they go drop off the helena at the place where people play softball
"well would you look at that" said the Pete
"we're finally alone" said the patrick
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking" said the pete
"well since i know what you're thinking, yes" said the patrick
"oh no now you know everything im thinking" said the pete while his cheeks turned red
so the patrick took his clothes off
and the pete did too
and then they *gasp* —plot twist—
put new clothes on
the pete grabbed the patricks hand and then they skipped to the lake and whipped out their
fishing rods
and went fishing
and then they went home and butt fucked each other while wearing fedoras
because that's what this story is supposed to be
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
*insert dick comment chain here*
*insert 20 dollar nosebleed lyrics comment chain here*
YOU ARE READING
the other fedora fic
Fanfictionthis was just a joke for @swsptvobsessed but it's morphed into something else maybe it should be mature? idk -i wrote this like a year ago. it's very cringey, with a terrible lack of proper capitalization and punctuation, but it's also my most popul...
