The Funtom Company

Omake 2

A/N: This is an "epilogue" to the fic. It's a bit of a crack one-shot. Whether or not any of this actually happened will be confirmed in the sequel. So, don't take this too seriously. (This is also under the premise that Vincent lived after Adrian's visit with The Undertaker.) [Also: promo, promo everywhere...]

It took some time before Vincent and Adrian could come to an agreement. There was something in the way that everything had happened that made them want to change. In the end, they kept the company. Vincent sold his "home" he and Rachel had lived in. Adrian moved out of his apartment. They remodeled the company's building, added a few new floors. A home for the twins, Sebastian, Victor, Adrian, Dr. Franken Stein, and Vincent. They added a lab too, so Stein didn't have to leave all the time. Vincent created a new branch to the company (that Stein ran) and dedicated it to exploring medication. Vincent reached out to Othello, after discovering his funding was cancelled and offered to fund the research for the cure to cancer.

"We're one big giant family now!" Victor draped his arms around Ciel and Leic.

"Yeah, a family," Sebastian winked at Ciel.

"Was that a daddy joke? Please tell me that wasn't a daddy joke," Stein facepalmed.

"Maybe," Sebastian smirked.

"That's it," Stein stood up and walked out, "I'm living in the lab. Forget about you bastards."

"Bye, bitch," Adrian waved. He was sitting on Vincent's lap, hugging him for no real reason other than 'his lap was more comfortable than the couch.' Ciel seemed to understand the sentiment because he was sprawled out all over Sebastian as soon as Victor had relinquished his death grip.

"Are we quite certain Uny isn't the real mother of you?" Vincent glanced back and forth between the male clinging him and his son clinging Sebastian.

"Oh, did I tell you Ally is moving in with us?" Leic changed the subject. He said it as if there was nothing strange about it. Vincent stared at him, dumbfounded. Didn't he hate Alois because he was Rachel's choice? How strange. Vincent remembered Leic trying his hardest to avoid the Trancy.

Leic sensed the question Vincent currently had. So, he answered it before it was asked. "Well, it's like you said," Leic scratched the back of his neck. "That woman didn't really choose him, did she? You're the one that picked up the picture and said he was cute..."

"Blame it on me if you must," Vincent sighed. "Our family is getting quite strange."

"I don't feel so bad about saying this now; I'm moving out," Victor announced.

"Bitch, you're the one that just said we were a family," Ciel rolled his eyes.

"Aw, does that mean you'll miss me?" Victor was touched. Ciel rolled his eyes again. Double the eye roll.

"You're moving out? Where are you going?" Adrian frowned. This was the first he'd heard of this. Usually Victor told him everything.

"I'm moving in with Yuuri!" Victor smiled.

"Yuuri? Who the fuck is Yuuri? I don't approve," Ciel crossed his arms. He'd decided to stop sprawling out all over Sebastian and instead just rest his head on his lap.

"I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter, My Lord," Sebastian snickered. He was toying with Ciel's hair, pretending he was a cat.

"Yuuri is in my ice skating class. I've told you this a thousand times. He is starting up a band. I'm the lead singer, or something like that. All of the members are moving in with each other. I can't be the odd one out," Victor explained.

"A band? Funtom Records can help you," Vincent, always the businessman, entered the conversation.

"Thanks, but our debut is going to be a collaboration with Pandora's Butler and Port Mafia," Victor said. "We've already got it all set up."

"This is the first I've heard of this," Adrian was offended, in all honesty. How could his darling boy keep something so important secret from him.

"I don't see what the problem is. Pandora's Butler and Port Mafia are on the rise to fame. This would be a good thing for him," Vincent defended the boy. Besides, it wasn't like Adrian was completely honest with his parents about Dispatch Society when he was younger.

"Did someone say Pandora's Butler?!" Ciel jumped up. He'd dozed off for a second but was now completely in the conversation. Pandora's Butler was only his favorite band of all time. "I relinquish my disapproval. You must let me meet them!" Ciel grabbed Victor's hands and stared him straight in the eyes. "I solemnly swear that I will think of you as my own brother if you do me this one favor."

"I'll see what I can do," Victor wasn't quite sure how to handle that kind of reaction.

"What are you planning on calling your band?" Leic asked. He was intrigued by the idea of a former gang leader turned band member.

"Hentai Boyz. With a 'z' because 'z's are cool," Victor deadpanned. There was a moment of silence, as if everyone was trying to see if he was serious or not, but then Vincent burst out in a fit of laughter. He laughed so hard Adrian almost fell off of him.

"'Hentai Boyz,' he says. Hentai Boyz," Vincent was almost dead.

Over the next few years Hentai Boyz would rise to fame. Alois and Leic would officially become engaged. Sebastian and Ciel as well as Vincent and Adrian would get married in one way or another. And Othello and Stein would come out with highly, healthy, alternative pharmaceuticals. It was a good time to be a member of The Funtom Company, gang edition or otherwise.

And they all lived happily ever after...for the most part.