You broke into Shrek's home. You couldn't stand the thought of being separated from him, so you decided to take a souvenir with you before you started your quest to win him over. Creeping into his bedroom, you look for some underwear. Instead, you find a drawer filled with turds. His turds. This was better than anything you could ever hope to find. You quickly take one and hide it under his shirt. Creeping out of the delightfully smelling swamp, you think about what you should gift him.
Do you
Give him one of your turds(go to part 3)
A child(part 4)
Flowers(part 6)
A human sacrifice(part 5)
Choosing this wonderful gift, you feel excitement start to course through your veins. This will surely win him over!
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A swamp to share(Shrek x Reader Fanfic)(Choose Your Own Adventure)
FanfictionYou decide to go for a stroll when you notice a beautiful swamp. You walk to it, only to be nearly blinded by a being of true beauty. No, it is no ordinary creature. It's a god. It's Shrek.
