*Living together*
Yue: Dad! Wake up!
Ming Yu: Zzz
The deep sleeper Ming Yu wasn't waking up.
Yue: *sigh*, he carried the man up to his shoulder.
Xin: Yue, there's something. . .
A beast was lurking around the house so he put Ming Yu down to lean on the pillar.
-killed.
Xin: Yue, fish.
Yue stared at the 'still-sleeping-Ming Yu-despite-all-the-ruckus' and picked him up over his shoulder again.
Yue: Let's go catch some fish.
Xin: Yue, some herbs.
Yue: *puts down their sleeping Dad*
Xin: We need firewood.
Yue: *picks up their sleeping Dad*
Xin: Mother Yu and the Cubs. . .
Yue: *puts down their sleeping Dad*
Ming Yu: Zzz.
This was Ming Yu's comfortable life as a happy on-the-go 24/7 protected high quality sack of meat.
*^*^*^*^*^*^* lol
*Admin at work*
Main Boss: Admin. These reports are boring. Are these all?
[Admin: I keep f*cking telling you they are!]
Of course he took out the XXX PAPAPA scenes and hid the fact that the male protagonist chose a hard stick over soft peaches.
Main Boss: But there's no material! It's boring! No fun at all! (︶︹︺)
[Admin: M*therf*cker we're playing with a life here!]
Main Boss: So I skimmed through his novels so why not choose this for the next one?
[Admin: "..."]
[Admin: Are you f*cking kidding me?]
Main Boss: Isn't this exciting!? STIMULATING!? (╯✧▽✧)╯
[Admin: You *sshole!!! Madam do you agree to this!?(ノ°益°)ノ]
Madam Beauty : As long as I can make more handsome alphas I got no problems. (°ε° )
[Admin: The rest of you!?]
Higher up 1,2,3,4 and the rest all looked away. (→_→)(←_←)(⇀_⇀)
Main Boss: Don't worry! We'll make sure to remove him from the victims list so he wont die. He's a brave little brat right? ＼(￣▽￣)／
[Admin: To hell with you all!!!! I F*CKING QUIT!!! (╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻]
Main Boss: You can't quit lol or that tyrant boss will murder you and everyone else here.
Main Boss: And if you leave the host alone there's a chance he'll really die.
Main Boss: Do your best lol Ah, we already started making the 'world' bit by bit so there's no chance of me changing my mind. <(￣︶￣)> lol
[Admin: (⊙_⊙). . . ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) *puts back table*]
Main Boss: LOL
[Admin: 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸]
The Admin needed a long vacation or he might just die first before his host.
Ming Yu: Admin, where are you. . .
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