What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters? Orange Is The New Black.
Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University.
What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy? "Let me see your birth certificate".
If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card
Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover? It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again.
Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
El Chapo only escaped from prison to have a "talk" with Trump.
If you're black you literally have to be a brain surgeon to get a Trump cabinet post.
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.
Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President? By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hillary. Fear is the Path to the dark side. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, and Hate leads to the Republican Nomination.
Trump: "It's not a toupee, I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president? Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about? All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.
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