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3 guys were at a swimming pool. When they went up a slide the lifeguard said that whatever you said as you were going down you would get. The first guy, excited, yelled gold, and broke his legs when he hit a ton of gold at the bottom. The second guy wished for a beautiful lady, and was pulled out of the slide by an overexcited woman. The third and final guy as he came down hollered, 'WEEEEEEEEE!!!' and landed in a puddle of wee at the end.

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