I am running low on ideas so I'm going to give you several jokes in this.
1) Me: I know someone who sounds like an owl
Friend: Who?
2) (on text message) Me: WUU2?
Friend: Ummmm, idk
Me: idk either
Friend: idk what idk means!
Me: But u just said it in 2 sentences
Friend: ik what idk means, duhhhh, but idk what ik means.
Me: U make no sense
Friend: ik
Me: WTH IS WRONG WITH U!!!?!?!?!!
Friend: Jeez, don't rage
Me: (raging) I'M NOT RAGING
Friend: chill!
Me: (still raging) UGGGGGGGGGGGGG!?!!?!?!?!?
Friend: U can be a real ***** sometimes
Me: wut does ***** mean?!
Friend: O, idk
Me: (raging again) I QUIT!!!!
*Server, ***** left the chat group*
Friend: Wow, he knows what ***** means, the liar!
P.S I made this joke myself, pls tell me if it's actually funny or not lol ._.
3) A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says, "I'll be darned." A local pastor heard him and said, "You should not say that. Next time your wheel falls off say, 'Praise the Lord.'" So the next day the young boy is pulling his wagon up the hill and the wheel falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says, "Praise the Lord." The wheel stops rolling, turns around, rolls back up the hill and puts itself back on the wagon. The young boy being very surprised by this exclaims, "I'll be darned!"
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Do you want to die of laughter? Read on!
HumorSome of the funniest jokes on wattpad (used from other books or off the internet mostly) If you use any inappropriate language in the comment section i will have to ban you sorry -_-
