Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance and the man behind the lady pushed her.
I bought some shoes today from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with because I've been tripping all day.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me
I ate a clock yesterday and it was very time consuming.
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Daily jokes
HumorThis "book" is for readers that need light in their day though comedy. I will be posting one to five jokes a day depending on what I come up with.
