What goes tick tock woof woof? A watch dog.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What is a dogs favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni
What reindeer has the worst manners? Rude-olph.
What do you call dogs who dug up ancient artifacts? Barkaeologists.

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Daily jokes
ComédieThis "book" is for readers that need light in their day though comedy. I will be posting one to five jokes a day depending on what I come up with.