Joke Day #5

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What goes tick tock woof woof? A watch dog.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

What is a dogs favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni

What reindeer has the worst manners? Rude-olph.

What do you call dogs who dug up ancient artifacts? Barkaeologists.

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