My friend says to me. What rhymes with orange? I said no it doesn't.
When you look really closely all mirrors look like eyeballs.
The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lip stick, and I accidentally passed her the glue stick and she still isn't talking to me.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
My boss told me to have a good day and so I went home.
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Daily jokes
HumorThis "book" is for readers that need light in their day though comedy. I will be posting one to five jokes a day depending on what I come up with.
