Can i eat it p. Whatevs| Nightmares|blankets| OW

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What is sleep? CAN I EAT IT!??!!

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Nightmares........ OOHH I SEE HOW IT IS, BFF

HAS PITCH BLACK COME ALREADY?!

-runs out of house but comes back in-

I LOST WIFI

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you know the classic, 'blanket:to hot no blanket: to cold a foot out: just right until the monsters come' ?

My version from real life (I'm a SCARDY cat. and auto correct PLZ stop capitalizing random words -_-)

Blanket: too hot

No blanket: I don't dare.

Laying strait (not curled in ball): feeling exposed to murderers.

Curled in ball at top of bed up all night: MY SURVIVAL TACTIC

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OW OW OW OW

THIS BALL HURTS MY NECK

OW OW OWWWWWWW

BUT I DONT WANNA DIE

SO I GOTTA COPE WITH IT

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