Rex was doing what he does best in that museum of his, sitting there all dead like. Til one day he saw someone with a soda, pop, thing. Rex gasped and ran towards that dude and took his soda, Rex ran outside and saw the most beautiful thing ever.
Rex stood there starring at the soda machine. Rex walked up to it and pulled $1000 dollars out of the same place he pulled out the fishing pole, and stuck it in the home of the sodas. The machine took the money and ran off with it.
Rex screamed and drunk the soda he stole from that one dude, and went MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. Rex ran after the machine and bit it's butt. Rex ate all of the machine's inners and was too full to eat all the terrified sodas.
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Adventures of the T-Rex named Rex
HumorThis originally was short stories that I had to do as ELA assignments, but my teacher loved how completely random it was so I decided to make a series out of it. This is Adventures of the T-Rex Named Rex, were Rex lives his life pointlessly deifying...
