Rex was doing squats on his little stand jiggling all that fat he had. After a while Wubzi decided to join in. Rex looked at some class on a field trip and decided to go to school. When the kids went to leave Rex got on the bus and all the kids sat as far from him as possible.
Rex arrived at the school and on the way he became retarded, because barbecue physics. Rex jiggled down the bus and got his tush stuck in the double doors of the school. Rex ended up in kindergarten and was just as excited as pedobear.
Rex sat down on the rug and ready to learn. then the teacher walked up to the board and put some of the most confusing crap known to man and dinosaur-kind. Rex yelled farting and blasted out of the school and killed all the kids in the school because the teachers are aliens and can withstand such blow.
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Adventures of the T-Rex named Rex
HumorThis originally was short stories that I had to do as ELA assignments, but my teacher loved how completely random it was so I decided to make a series out of it. This is Adventures of the T-Rex Named Rex, were Rex lives his life pointlessly deifying...
