Rex was hopping along a swampy place and decided to dink from the water, and a fish fwaped on his head because that's a word. Rex pulled out a fishing pole from who knows where. Rex casts the line and imminently he got a fish. Gizmo the giant calico catfish, bursted out of the water and floped on Rex's face.
Rex took Gizmo off his face, as it opened it mouth and bit Rex.
"yous poisons now." Gizmo meowed. "meow, I'm a cat." Rex dropped gizmo on to a tree and left it there. Rex bounced away farting all the poison out, and suffocated Gizmo with the fart.
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Adventures of the T-Rex named Rex
HumorThis originally was short stories that I had to do as ELA assignments, but my teacher loved how completely random it was so I decided to make a series out of it. This is Adventures of the T-Rex Named Rex, were Rex lives his life pointlessly deifying...
