Rex was sleeping during the day with his tush in the air. Wubzi did the same as Rex. Some random kid poked Rex, Rex screamed jiggling and jumped. Rex killed the kid, somehow. Wubzi ran out the door and Rex followed.
Wubzi was all puffered up around some flowers. Rex inflated with Wubzi and rolled around in the grass, flowers, and tree sperm. Rex rolled around until he was looking at a rainbow flower.
Rex got ready to eat it until the flower farted in his mouth Rex uninflated and floped and gagged on the ground. Wubzi ate the flower anyways.
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Adventures of the T-Rex named Rex
HumorThis originally was short stories that I had to do as ELA assignments, but my teacher loved how completely random it was so I decided to make a series out of it. This is Adventures of the T-Rex Named Rex, were Rex lives his life pointlessly deifying...