*Kool aid man's POV*
Why is it that whenever I see Thomas the tank engine, it feels like all my juice is spilling out? I love everything about him. His handsome smile that always brightens up your day. His bright exterior. His lovely, round orbs. Oooom wowzie!! I'm so happy he's my boyfriend.
And there he was, standing right in front of me. When he saw me approaching him down the hallway near his bedroom, his boiler started boiling. Things were about to get steamy! I felt that familiar sensation of tipping over and nearly spilling my juice.
"Ha..Howdy babe!" He smiled. His cheeks were turning red like the furry suit he kept in his dark closet.
"Morning tank" I winked sexlily.
"Oh my god, daddy kool aid!" The tank engine moaned.
*Sexuanl incourse happens*
*time skip, they are now at the doctors office*
"Sir, you've got some cool aids!"
THE END