You crept along the lonely mountain path in the middle of the night. What was going on here was you were from the jail. A young apprentice to the Hemulen and it was your night to prove yourself as a depute. Your mission? To capture and return the Joxter so that he may serve his time for various petty crimes. Anxiously you walked along the moonlit path with a pale lantern lighting only a few feet around. Moths and Mosquitoes would come about and greet the light making the silence not seem so scary.
Suddenly, a rustle in the trees caused you to shakily put down the lens to focus the lanterns beam. The shine of eyes peered back. Large and sharp was the gaze and behind it you could hardly make out the shape of a man. He leapt down and made his way over to you, tail curiously swishing behind him.
"Have you come to arrest me?"
You fumbled for your restraints and stuttered out an answer with as much strength as you could muster.
"Y-yes sir. you - you're under arrest for various petty crimes."
Joxter slipped a little closer and placed a paw on your chin, making you blush for some reason you didn't understand. He softly clicked his tongue a couple times before stepping behind you.
"Oh well that just wont do now will it? Allow me to give you something for your trouble though."
He had now circled you fully and came inches from your nose.
"Do you like sweets? Not to tease you or anything but it seems as though you may."
You knew he was referring yo how you were a little on the chubby side but you replied complacently anyway.
"Yes sir, what of it?"
"Well then you wont mind some sugar huh?"
You let him lean in slyly and place a kiss on your lips which were chapped from stress and the night air. From then you followed him like a puppy, still fumbling to arrest him.
"S-sir?"
He took a seat in a cozy looking space at the base of a tree and patted for you to sit with him. You did as he asked and immediately he began to cuddle. With a little hesitation you pet his messy and dirty black hair. Hes??? Purring?? You thought this to yourself and sat enjoying the cuddles. He felt warm and welcoming in your lap.
That must have gone on for a few hours, you just cuddling with this mysterious criminal. He was very cute you thought. He was definitely being cute to avoid arrest and you hated to say that it worked like a charm. Eventually he rose to his feet and took your had as to kiss it.
"I hate to say it but i must get going now. Ta!"
Joxter slipped away into the shadows and you returned to the station, claiming that you saw hide nor hair of him.
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