𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐝 𝐎𝐫𝐞𝐨𝐬

This makes me laugh everytime-

Homophobe- "If everyone was gay there would be no humanity!"

Smartass- "And if everyone was a potato there would be no humanity"