Wow//okai

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So like my mom and aunt looked at me and liTerAllY said-

Aunt- "she looks so peaceful"

Me- *screaming and laughing while crying*

Mom- "I know right. The last time I saw her this peaceful was when I gave birth to her and that was a while back"

Aunt- "yeah..didn't you say the doctor dropped her-"

Me- *looks at her and my mom like 'wHaT?!'*

Mom- *pushes my aunt (her sister)* "Mira Bea callate ya!!!!!"

Aunt- "tu!!"

Me- *over here like* "OOP MOM SAID SHUT UPPPP OOOOP TIA SAID YOUUUUU- wait I got dropped on when I was a baby!?"

Mom- "no she's lYiNg hAhAhAhAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Me- "mami that laugh was faker than Nicki Minaj and she faker than Taylor Swiffer duster-"

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