"Meet The Plastics PT: Two!!"

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Regina- "My name is Regina George"

Me- "I know Regina"

Regina- "And I am a massive deal"

Me- "how come you're not on top 100 billboard charts yet then?"

Regina- "Fear me"

Me- "I bet a caterpillar doesn't even fear you hun"

Regina- "Love me"

Me- "Mhm, thank you next huntey"

Regina- "Stand and stare at me"

Me- "I'd rather go and stare at the sun dead on"

Regina- "and these, these are real!"

Me- "Just like your accent and 'fame'? Yeah I definitely believe that just like I believe the earth is flat"

Regina- "I've got money and looks"

Me- "It also seems like you have a bad case of the voice croaks and fake wannabe barbiness!"

Regina- "I am like drunk with power"

Me- "*sighs* go back to school please"

Regina- "this whole school humps my leg like a chihuahua"

Me- "that's sad that they waste their time doing that"

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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