Mean Doods {Minecraft Youtubers au}

Chapter 3

"A TIE?!" Mitch shrieked. All the others murmured and looked at me.

"Um, duh. A tie, see?" Notch said in an 'as-a-matter-of-fact' way as he held up a black tie.

Jeb groaned and pointed at the screen, "I meant the damn Hunger Games! There's no solitary winner, it's a tie!"

"Oooh, I mean, PFT, of COURSE I knew that Jeb! Gosh, shut up." Notch said as he rolled his eyes and Jeb glared back at him. "Well, it's a tie alright."

"Um, now what?" Mango asked as she blinked emotionlessly.

"Uh, we declare Lachlan and Mitch the two winners I guess. . ." Notch muttered awkwardly as he looked at all the students whom looked at him. "So uh, Lachlan and Mitch come on up!"

Fuming, Mitch walked up to the stage, while I timidly followed behind him, just as everybody laid their eyes on me, making me uncomfortable. I faced the crowd and gulped, just as Jeb came up to us with two golden medals reading, 'Gude Jewb' and 'Gr8 Lolz' on it. I tried not to snicker, as I guessed that it meant, 'Good Job' and 'Great', and I luckily didn't laugh as he put it over our heads and on our necks. "Now, let's give a round of applause to our two victors! I guess. . ." Notch exclaimed as he muttered the two last words. To my luck, everyone erupted into loud clapping and cheering, which hurt my ears as they chanted Mitch and my name. A soft shade of crimson appeared on my cheeks as I nervously took a small step back, just in time to trip a running person.

"THEY'RE COMING BACK-" Was all I heard until I heard an 'oof', making me feel guilty as I turned around and saw a sprawled boy with dreadlocks, which I recognized as the one and only, Gizzy.

Everyone laughed, even Notch looked at him in disapproval as I gave him a terrified look, "Oh my Notch! I'm so sorry!"

I quickly bent down to help him up, and he gave me a small frown, "Eh, i-it's ok. . . I'm uh, pretty used to it."

"YOU'D BETTER BE, JIZZY!" Someone from the crowd laughed, fuming me in anger as I turned to look at the crowd, but I was immediately pulled back by a hand, which was Jeb's.

"Let go of me! I'm going to give them all a piece of my m-"

I couldn't finish my sentence, since I was cut off by Jeb, "Believe me when I'm telling you this Lachlan, but I have never said this before at all, and may Notch consent me to a better future. . . Which I personally bet he won't. . . But you are probably the most brilliant, retarded newbie I have ever met in my entire time teaching at this school."

I blinked in confusion, "Uh, what are you talking about?"

"You got Notch to sponsor you." Jeb said as he shook me. "Don't you get it? Nobody in the history of this school, has EVER been sponsored by HIM."

"Him? You mean. . . Herobrine?" I asked. I knew what 'him' meant, he was just a childish urban legend, and I personally didn't believe it, so I was pretty surprised.

"Notch's retarded brother? PFT, not even. . ." Jeb rolled his eyes. "I meant Notch stupid, nobody has EVER been sponsored by Notch."

"Oh um, wow. . ." I muttered as I looked over at Notch, who threw displeased looks at the same mouse looking student from before.

"Especially if you're a new student, you're the first ever to call out his name in the game, now EVERYONE will want to do it, but uh, it won't work that way in the future." Jeb muttered.

"Alright, everyone! You are all dismissed to your second period classes!" Notch called out as the students groaned in unison.

"Well, that's your cue to go. Good luck on your first day." Jeb said as everybody started leaving the theatre-like area.