Mean Doods {Minecraft Youtubers au}

Chapter 4

I entered the classroom to my next class, which was 'Pixel Art', with pure unease as I looked around for a seat. Most people paid no attention to me, and I only recognized Preston, Vikk, and Rob, whom looked over at me and smirked, waving and signaling me to come over. "Hey Lachlan! Over here!" Preston called as he waved his hand.

I timidly walked over to them, and sat at a nearby, empty desk. Rob grinned, "Good job Lachy boy, you should have seen the look on Mitch's face!"

"It was hilarious, he was displeased as fuck." Vikk added, just as the teacher started talking. Being me, I wanted to pay attention, but the three kept on whispering behind the teacher's back.

"Was he really that angry?" I asked, frowning.

Preston nodded, "There has never been a tie before at this school, and Mitch usually always wins them. It's his favorite mini game."

"Ah." I muttered. "I guess the Hunger Games made us last minute friends, huh?"

"Yeah, you entered this school on a bad note, so whoever you killed, they won't be really happy with you." Rob said. "So you'd better watch your back, especially with Mitch."

"Same with Ed sitting over there." Preston explained as he signaled over to the desk next to him, and there sat the guy that I killed from before.

Ed glared over at us, "Can you not?"

Preston whispered into my ear, "Don't worry, he's just too bipolar to function."

"But anyway, don't worry, we've got you bro." Vikk smirked as the other two nodded.

"Ah um, well, since we're uh, "friends", I want to ask if you can show me around later or something, I don't want to get lost." I said.

"Yeah sure, maybe at lunch if you want, can you show us your schedule?" Rob asked.

I nodded and took the paper from out of my pocket, and handed it to him. The three looked at the schedule at the same time, and Preston raised his eyebrows, "You have gym next? With. . . The health teacher first?"

"Yeah, why? What's up?" I asked as I tilted my head in confusion.

"Well, first off, Mat also has health with you and well, you're going to get 'the talk' by Notch today." Preston explained.

"What talk? Of course Notch is going to talk." I arched an eyebrow, making Vikk facepalm.

"No Lachlan, you're receiving the 'special conversation'." Rob said sarcastically.

"Special. . . Conversation? What, he's going to talk with us in private?" I asked innocently.

"Ugh, I give up on this Aussie." Vikk said as he rolled his eyes.

"Lachlan, Notch is going to teach. . ." He began as he looked at the other two guys and they said the following in unison

"Shift-Ed!"

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"I repeat, do NOT have unprotected Shifting! Or else you both will get pregnant, and DIE!"

I tapped my pencil against my notebook rapidly as others gave Notch weird looks. Mango raised her hand, "Wait, what if, you're cornered and the male just rapidly mashes shift on you?"

Others murmured in agreement, except a certain boy in green, which all he could do was just nod since he was mute. Notch looked at her, "Do I look like a female?"

"Um, no, but-"

"THEN I DO NOT CARE! GIVE ME THREE LAPS AROUND THE SCHOOL!" Notch exclaimed as she stared at him.