stupid oc vine meme etc. thingys

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Glass Shard-
Recycling Bin wheels over quickly.
Glass Shard- "Daddy?"
Recycling Bin- "{Light snort.} D,,Do I look like—"

Pencil Case- "How long did it take you get get Recycling Bin to reply with the meme?"
D20- "It took me a solid hour and a half. They really didn't want to say it."
Pencil Case- "And how long did it take you to convince Glass Shard to do that?"
Lego- "Not long at all. Truth or dare is the best."

Pencil Case- "I just stole something!"
Anvil- "What?"
Pencil Case- "Your man's heart."
Anvil- "..He doesn't have one."

Glass Shard- "I'm actually older than RB."
Glass Shard- "I'm just ridiculously short."
Glass Shard- "#ShortObjectProblems."

D20- "I hate everything."
Lego- "Even me?"
D20- "Yes."

Lego- "I have calculated."
Lego- "They will step on me. >:]"

Bunsen Burner from afar- "F U CK!"
Blueprint- "That's new."

Candle, snickering- "H,,Hey Spinny; do you know what day it is,,?"
EF- "Wh—"
Candle- "IT'S WEED DAY BITCH!!"
Torch- {Loud cackling.}

Pin Cushion- "I feel like I'm being stabbed."
Hammer- "You are being stabbed,,"

Coffee- "I hate myself."
Sailboat- "Why?"
Coffee- "Because I'm a {Jumps and lands in the splits doing the jazz-hands motion.} rip-off."

Sailboat- "I don't have a demonic side!"
Sailboat but demonetized- "Hey motherfuckers. >8]"
Sailboat, running- "THAT'S NOT ME I FUCKING SWEAR—"

Ice Cream Scoop- "JOHN CENA!!"
Ice Cream Scoop- {Plays recorder terribly.}

Lantern- {Just manages to turn himself on.}
Milk Carton- {Blows out his light.}
Lantern, glaring at Milk Carton- "Carton."

Spool of Thread- "Daughter, look at me, please."
Pin Cushion- "What is it, Father?"
Spool of Thread- "Look, I can be cool too, okay?"
Pin Cushion- "Prove it. >:]"
Spool of Thread- {Dabs.}
Pin Cushion- "DAD WAI T NO—"

Coffee- "Yay, bullshit!"

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