hold me, sunrise. [little talks spin-off]

9 // her boobs were nicer than J-Lo's

New Girl in the Cute Blue Glasses: Do you know where room 117 is?
Me: First floor, near the fourth water fountain on your right. Want me to... walk you there?
NGITCBG: That'd be cool.
Me: Sooooo where are you from?
NGITCBG: Shayton.
Me: Damn, the city. Got a knife collection?
NGITCBG: Only the sexual kind. 
Me: Ohh. Penis?
NGITCBG: Not anymore, actually.
Me: You've had the transformation already?
NGITCBG: Uh-huh. Thankfully the rents were hippies. Raised me way I was supposed to be. You know?
Me: Er, not really. But okay.
NGITCBG: I've finally evolved from Magikarp to Garydos. These boobs are real. Touch them. You know you want to.
Me: ...Can I really?
NGITCBG: The Horny Lonely Lesbian types always do, my hoe.
Me: Man, they're softer than mine! 
NGITCBG: I know, right?!
Me: Do you know what this means?
NGITCBG: We're about to go bang in that closet?
Me: NEW BEST FRIEND.