Jo(S)h is (T)he (D)ope(S)t

Oopsie

It was early morning and Tyler had just awoken to the clanging of pans in the kitchen. He stood up and stretched before heading into the kitchen where he found his boyfriend, Josh, making pancakes. "Morning" he said sleepily. "Hey Ty", Josh replied with a smile. Tyler sat down and watched Josh cook, admiring his boyfriend. How could he be so lucky as to have him? He was snapped out of his thoughts by a plate being put in front of him. He mumbled his thanks and hungrily dug into the pancakes. Josh sat next to him with his  own plate and began to eat as well. "Slow down, you're going to choke on those!" He laughed. Tyler paid him no mind and they both ate until they were absolutely stuffed. Josh put their plates in the dishwasher and sat back down by Tyler. "So Josh.." Tyler began, "What's with the breakfast? You never cook. Is something wrong?" Tyler was frowning. Josh gulped and averted his eyes away from his boyfriend's piercing gaze. "Um, yeah. I just was hoping the pancakes would ease your reaction. I tested positive for herpes and since I fucked you that means you have it now too." Then Tyler passed out,
hit his head on the floor, and died. Oops.