Mamma Mia

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"Agnetha I'm pregnant." Frida said quietly in the bathroom with Agnetha.
"Frida I'm pregnant." Frida was shocked.
"Your screwing with me, right?"
"Frida I would never lie about this."
"What do we tell the boys?"
" I don't know! That we both got pregnant on the same night and are probably gonna have twins from different parents? "
"Better than saying we got pregnant from each other." Frida joked. Agnetha hit Frida's stomach. "Hey! You're gonna hurt my baby! Bitch!"
"You're using bad language around mine! You are mentally traumatizing my child!"
"It can't even hear yet!"
"Thats it!" Agnetha yelled. She grabbed the box of tissues and was about to throw them. Björn and Benny barged in the bathroom and stopped them.
"What is all this talk about babies?" Björn asked. " Are you playing house or something? who's the baby now? " Bjorn laughed at his joke, but Benny scolded him.
"Don't talk about my girlfriend that way!" He said to Bjorn.
" Hey! You two! Are you going to tell us whats going on? " Bjorn gave his attention to the ladies.
They both said at the same time, "We both are pregnant and we got pregnant the same night and now we are going to have twins from different parents!" Benny and Björn froze.
" I told you we weren't supposed to say it like that! " Frida scolded Agnetha.
"I'm sorry, fatbelly," Agnetha said, proud of her insult.
"Bitch!" Frida yelled. " I didn't even gain weight yet! "
"What the hell Frida?" Benny yelled. This time Frida got seriously offended.
"Yeah! What the hell Frida?" Björn repeated.
" Stay out of this, asshole. " Benny said. "How did you get pregnant?"
" Benny! You know how women get pregnant! "
"I think I'm going to vomit, can we please leave this bathroom, I'm getting claustrophobic!" Agnetha said and laid her hand on her stomach. the four exited the bathroom and say on Björn and Agnetha's temporary bed.
" So can we straighten this out? " Benny said. Then, the girls told the story, and the men understood.

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