Troubled Olympians

Opposites attract

"I am so bored!" Aphrodite wailed through the apartment for the hundredth time. Artemis who was getting irritated by Aphrodites complaints rolled her eyes.

"Why don't you go find some mortal to hook up with?" She asked absentmindedly as she polished her arrows, she sighed knowing that it would be awhile before she could hunt again.

"I'd get pregnant! And then I'd have to go through mortal pregnancy! I hear that's nasty!" Aphrodite shivered.

"It is." Zeus chimed in from the couch, watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians, earning a smack behind his head from Hera.

"No wonder Hestia made you go on this trip, so you'd calm down your hormones for a bit." Artemis said.

"At least I can get a mortal to sleep with me!" Aphrodite snapped at the Goddess of virginity.

"Oh please, you don't even stick around after." Artemis pointed out. Aphrodite opened her mouth to say something nasty to Artemis when she was interrupted by Athena.

"Both of you, stop this nonsense. We're hear to get along, not fight more." Athena said, of course being the rational one.

"What did Hestia expected, throwing us under the same roof!? Obviously we're going to argue! We're complete opposites! She's the goddess of sluts- I mean love, and I am the goddess against love." Artemis said.

"Just deal with it, please for this year at least." Athena ordered both of the goddesses.

"I know what we should do this weekend!" Aphrodite stood up happily. All the gods and goddesses groaned, knowing exactly what Aphrodite was going to suggest.

"Lets"

Artemis banged her head against the wall.

"Go"

Demeter ran into the kitchen to find cereal to throw at the goddess.

"SHOPPING!" Aphrodite squealed happily and started jumping around. The rest of the gods and goddesses started groaning and whining, the last thing they need is a 9 hour shopping spree with the goddess of love.

-Troubled Olympians-

"Aphrodite! I am not buying a push-up bra!" Artemis said as she threw a pink lace push up bra at the goddess.

"Why not!?" Aphrodite asked. "Maybe a man would ignore your uptight personality and sleep with you!"

Artemis looked like she was ready to tackle the goddess.

"I do not want a man to sleep with! I want a man to turn them into an animal if anything!" Artemis said through gritted teeth. On the other side of the store, Poseidon was annoying Athena, as usual.

"You know, I think you need a little less grey in your wardrobe" He told the goddess as she admired a grey wool sweater. She turned to glare at Poseidon.

"I was never asking for your opinion." She snapped at Poseidon, who was lazily looking through some ties.

"I'm just saying, you should try some other colours, like pink for instance." Poseidon shrugged, Athena clenched her jaw.

"Pink? Pink? Out of all colours you suggest pink?" Athena said pink the same way Artemis said men.

"Why not? It would look good on you." Poseidon suggested.

"Is that supposed to be sarcastic?" Athena shot back.

"No." Poseidon said, all serious Athena thought about getting Apollo to check on him.