Troubled Olympians

That's a little weird

"Update?" Zeus asked while Hera took a shower, Athena sighed.

"She's trying to get rid of us, I can tell." Athena informed Zeus.

"She feels like we're babysitting her, in a way I guess we are..." Poseidon added

"Just-try to keep an eye on her, but not the stalker way" Zeus suggested, Athena sighed.

"That's impossible! Clary doesn't listen to anyone, she does things her own way, who knows what she's doing next?" Athena cried, just then Apollo entered the room and sat down besides Athena

"Why are you stalking Clary? By the way, she's really hot, maybe I should ask her out. But I can't have...ya' know with her because she's probably a maiden and Arty would kill me if I took that away, plus I don't think she'd be interested in that stuff and- OW!" Apollo yelped as Athena elbowed him in the ribs.

"You're talking about screwing your half-sister you know!" Athena snapped.

"What? No, I'm not talking about screwing you, I'm talking about Clary." Apollo gave Athena a confused look.

"Uh...she is your half-sister. And if you even touch her, you're done for." Zeus threatened.

"Oh! Well...uh never mind bout that..." Apollo blushed violently "Wait, does Hera know?"

"No, but she has her suspicions. We have to watch both Hera and Clary." Athena sighed "Believe me it's not easy"

"And then we have Thalia to worry about...gods the poor girl." Poseidon added and ran a hand through his hair.

"This is all so conflicting" Athena groaned, half about the Clary and Thalia situation, the other half about how she was suddenly starting to find Poseidon really attractive...like really, really, really attractive. Her heart fluttered when he ran his fingers through his shiny, black hair, and her stomach did flops whenever he smiled. Her feelings were all over the place and didn't even make sense, she made a mental note to throw something educational at Aphrodite later.

"Well, Clary is still hot..." Apollo muttered. Lucky for him, nobody heard that.

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"Are you sure about this?" Apollo asked again.

"Of course I'm sure about this! We're going to rip and splatter paint all over her clothes, throw her perfume on the floor, and just...TRASH EVERYTHING SHE LOVES!" Artemis grinned "I wanted to do this for years! Finally, this is my chance!"

"I still think this is a bad idea..." Apollo muttered as he gathered his paint brushes on Artemis's bed.

"You owe me this. Aphrodite deserves this." Artemis sniffled and wiped away a tear. "Please." Aphrodite has teased Artemis every since they were young, and never stopped. Aphrodite never knew her limits, and Apollo had to agree she really did deserve what Artemis had planned. Apollo hugged his sister.

"I would do this even if I didn't owe you." He told her. Artemis smiled.

"Good, I got Demeter to help me, so she's going to sneak the sleeping pills in Aphrodite's dinner tonight." Artemis grinned, she looked so enthusiastic, Apollo didn't have the heart to talk her out of this. It wasn't like Aphrodite was innocent, she did truly deserve what she had coming. Apollo found himself muttering a parody version of one of his favourite Christmas songs

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better shut up and I'm telling you why

Artemis is coming for revenge

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Thalia was not expecting to see Nico di Angelo at the Library, but there he was reading Harry Potter, not having a care in the world. Now, nobody would expect Thalia to be at a Library either, but Annabeth basically dragged her here, saying some crap about how fascinating it is to read and blah blah blah. So while Annabeth was off at the other end on the Library forcing Percy to do his Math homework, Thalia figured she may as well explore and find a way to make trouble.

"What brings you here?" Thalia asked. Nico jumped up in surprise. Man, he really was enjoying the Hogwarts world.

"Oh, uh I was just bored so I thought...I'd drop by and I guess read some stuff..." He muttered.

"Cool...it's just weird...seeing you here..." Thalia muttered, and sat down beside him.

"Did Annabeth drag you here?" Nico raised his eyebrow. Thalia laughed softly.

"Is it that obvious? Thanks for...you know..." Thalia muttered.

"Oh..uh...no problem, really..." Nico turned bright red.

"This is...really weird..." Thalia laughed again. Nico smiled.

"You should really smile more often...you look pretty when you smile..." Nico muttered. Thalia's eyes widen, she had no idea what to say next. There was a long pause, when suddenly Nico looked up. "Did I just say that outloud?" He asked, alarmed. Thalia's cheeks were burning up they may as well be on fire

"Uh..yeah..." Thalia managed.

"Oh..uh...this is awkward..." Nico whispered. Another long pause.

Thalia wasn't sure what happened next. Maybe it was the fact that he thought she was pretty, maybe she was tired of being forced to join the hunters because of a stupid prophecy, maybe she was just tired of everyone around her telling her how to feel. Thalia was sure it was all three. She grabbed Nico's face and kissed him. One long, hungry kiss. It was filled with longing, and passion, as if they've always cared about each other more than they should. That was probably true. They broke away for air.

"Uh..that was...good?" Nico blushed violently. Thalia laughed and ran a hand through Nico's hair.

"Yeah...good." Thalia agreed.

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Aphrodite may as well be Sleeping Beauty.

After diner Aphrodite muttered something about going to sleep and stumbled to her bedroom and collapsed into a deep slumber. The Olympians shrugged it off and went out for a little stroll, that's code for arguing in the fresh outdoor ed. Artemis, Apollo, and Aphrodite were the only ones home.

The two twins snuck in and splattered paint all over Aphrodite's dresses and clothing, Artemis smashed every perfume bottle on the floor, making the room smell a strange scent of Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift. Artemis may have gone a little too extreme because the next thing she knew, she was flipping over furniture, and spray painted the room black. The room was destroyed, and all Aphrodite could do was sleep peacefully with no idea how far Artemis was willing to go.