Saturday 10:21 AM
yoonshit: yunjin
yoonshit: are you feeling better?
me: hi yoongi
me: where is your sister
yoonshit: i don't have a sister
me:
me: then who is this
me: where is min yoonji you fucker
me: she's such a 10/10
yoonshit: it's way too early for this
me: it's never too early to admire the beauty that is min yoonji
yoonshit: you do realize you're calling me a beauty
me: you're clearly not min yoonji
me: and besides the true beauty is me
yoonshit: how can i strangle you through a phone screen
me: kinky yoongi
me: i didn't know you wanted me like that ;)
yoonshit: says the one who kissed me
me: hey!
me: but you gotta admit i'm the best kiss you've ever had
yoonshit: it was the worst kiss in my life
me:
me: no it wasn't
yoonshit: i see you're feeling better
me: i was already fine to begin with
yoonshit: then explain what happened last night
me: i stepped on a lego
yoonshit: stfu
yoonshit: you weren't fine
me: okay, fine but i am now
me: i don't even know why i was like that yesterday