Friday 1:18 PM
me: you got straight men coming for you
yoonshit: what do you mean
me:
me: whole ass men are are falling for you
me: damn that impact
yoonshit: bitch
yoonshit: lmfao
yoonshit: get on my level
me: yikes i'll die if i jump down to your level
yoonshit: yikes i'll die trying to climb your ego
me: touché
me:
yoonshit: when did you start using memes
me: since now
me: hey, come pick me up and bring me to buy boba
yoonshit: why should i
me: fine don't take me
yoonshit: bitch i am already in my car, we're going
me: ayyy
me:
yoonshit: don't use me as a meme
me: focus on driving you hoe
Friday 8:12 PM
yoonshit: what are you doing tonight?
me: sunghyun wants to go see a movie
yoonshit: ew
me: ew yourself, dickhead
yoonshit: he's the dickhead, shithead
me: yikes, i gotta go
Friday 10:02 PM
me: hi
yoonshit: how was your movie date with shithyun
me: shitty
yoonshit: what did that brat do this time
me: not show up :')
yoonshit: that brat stood you up again???
yoonshit: i swear to fucking god
me: lol it's fine
me: the movie we were going to see was shit anyways
yoonshit: are you home?
me: yeah i am
me: i'm trying to make mini cakes
yoonshit: cupcakes??
me: dID I ASK FOR YOUR FUCKING OPINION
yoonshit: i hope you burn yourself
me: i hope hoseok drops the beat on your head
yoonshit: that wasn't even good wtf
yoonshit: you're a disgrace in my friend group
me: at least my hair won't fall out at the age of 30
yoonshit: fuck you
me: take me on a date first ;)
yoonshit: go make your cupcakes
me: theY aRe cAlleD TINY CAKES YOU FUCKHEAD
yoonshit:
me:
yoonshit: yes you do
me: what
yoonshit: save me a cupcake
yoonshit: i want to taste your failures
me: i'll save the shittiest one for you :)